I know what I want for my birthday.
Hnnnnnnnng. All I wanna do is kiss him.
After all these years I finally get the hotness.
Via Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
Julian & Sean Lennon photographed by Timothy White. [X]
One got the looks, the other got the talent.
I leave it to history to determine which is which.
19% of prime time television characters are non-human while only 17% are women–
A Profile of Americans’ Media Use and Political Socialization Effects: television and the Internet’s relationship to social connectedness in the USA ― Daniel German & Caitlin Lally
There are more “non-humans” on TV than women. Talk about unequal gender representation in the media.
Ah, but how many of those “non-humans” are also not male? I mean, are they counting Leela from Futurama as female or “non-human”?Via UPWORTHY
Four horsemen of the apocalypse from Good omens ( a book by Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman )
The picture is made by ChateNoire
BAA BAA BAA…
I’ll see that and raise you
At least you guys some SOME of the show on DVD.
That’s Ookla The Mok doing the theme song.
Via The Frogman
I’m tellin’ you, Ressha Sentai ToQger just reminds me of something…
The other half of the joke I started here.
I’m enjoying Ressha Sentai ToQger, I just can’t get past the feeling it reminds me of something…
It was only a matter of time I wonder if there’s a Den-o with ToQger opening?
The answer is yes, I made it at the same time as I made this one. But the ToQger opening theme has already been flagged as copyrighted, so it was muted. So no point in keeping it up.
Here it is on Vimeo (Might not be finished converting yet)
Via The Lost Wanderer
I’d say “And you wouldn’t have to add much more else” but I’m not sure if those jokes are still considered funny in mixed company any more.
I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this. Wear a damn helmet, guys. I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life. I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet. Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation. While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding. End of story.
TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.
This picture’s been bouncing around for years, and with a bit of research, almost every article about it (from car and motorcycle sites, in fairness) think it’s flummery.
This article is a good representative of most of them - The damage is too specific, and looks more like it was held rigidly against a belt sander, or even just a band saw. An accident as described would likely result in a shattered or splintered helmet (not to mention head), not a near-perfect shearing like this.
Motorcycle helmets are usually filled with various forms of foam or other padding,
not whatever solid material that looks like.
It looks more like a cross section of a bowling ball:
To be clear, all the articles I’ve seen agree that a helmet is a good idea, but they’re all of the opinion the picture is a fake.
People who think EVERY STORY needs a romantic aspect to be interesting
"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.Does this work in reverse if you try to unzip his jeans?
"And that’s when I decided to unzip the invisible zipper in his skull and spill his brains, your honour. It wasn’t homicide. Strictly fashion."
what the fuck
This is the type of bullshit guys start to believe when schools harshly regulate clothes for women because it’s “distracting.” They actually think that they are so primal that it is excusable to UNZIP SOMEONE’S FUCKING CLOTHES WHAT THE FUCK, GO PUT THIS MAN IN A ZOO, HE IS A DANGER TO SOCIETY
All he has to do is prove that he’s OCD with a specific irrational attraction to zippers, and YOU’ll be the one having to avoid HIM.
midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head
instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME
i just… can’t have this not on my blog.
"Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science,"