I can see your halo (x)This actually took my breath away….
JJ Abrams showed him the power of lens flare, and now he wants it everywhere.
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
Is there any question why he’s requested legal emancipation?
Via A Study in Life Ruining Englishmens
Fightin Fanboys talks with Chris Sabin of Impact Wrestling! Could he beat Spider-Man?
When you deliver Curry Man’s opinion of Deadpool, let me know.
Cleared of Charges of Setting Off a School Explosion, Florida Honor Student Heads to Space Camp
“The explosion struck a chord with 18-year NASA veteran Homer Hickam, a former lead astronaut training manager for Spacelab, and later for the International Space Station.
In the late 1950s, Hickam had a brush with law enforcement for allegedly starting a forest fire. State police came to his high school and led him and his friends away in handcuffs, but his high school physics professor and school principal came to the rescue, clearing him of wrongdoing.
Back then, schools did not have zero tolerance rules. Kids could make their mistakes without the threat of a criminal record, or serving time in jail.
“I couldn’t let this go without doing something,” Hickam said. “I’m not a lawyer, but I could give her something that would encourage her. I’ve worked closely with the U.S. Space Academy, and so I purchased a scholarship for her.”
YES.
Having her getting cleared of the threat of criminal charges is one thing. Getting to go to Space Camp as an extra “Fuck you” to the people who wanted to slap her with charges is even better.
Having her trip to Space Camp sponsored by Homer Hickham kicks the awesomeness of the story into the stratosphere.
Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
Because it’s in Venezuela.
Which is not only far away, it’s a properly Socialist nation, as opposed to the kind of Socialist people claim we’re turning into (which is more precisely called “not Socialist”)
Getting wages for housework makes no sense, or more precisely, it doesn’t make sense for an outside party to disburse them. It’s an important job, vital even, but it’s done as part of the work done to keep the house maintained. It deserves recognition and appreciation, but by the people in the house, not by the People or the State.
By this argument, kids should be paid by the government for making their bed.
It’s being spun as a triumph for women’s rights, but really it’s a social program to get assistance to people who do work that doesn’t make a salary.
Interactive Guide For Comparing the Speeds of Famed Sci-Fi Ships
I don’t know how the Enterprise is slower than the Galactica. Unless it’s markedly different in the new series, a Battlestar had to work like a dog just to get to light speed, and even then, only by burning up most of its fuel (The Living Legend)
Warp speed is a progressive order of magnitude faster than lightspeed - by the power of two in the original series, three in TNG.
The assailant, Mr. George W. Geezil, is still at large.

I just realized that once Clara jumps into the time stream, no one in the room is heterosexual.
But, how do we know that Clara is heterosexual? I don’t believe she ever stated her sexual orientation.
She once claimed that the first boy she ever fancied was called Rory, but quickly admitted that “Actually, she was called Nina. I was going through a phase”.
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
Mouth touching. Touching that mysterious scar. STAWP. #NODON’T
not a mystery anymore ;) Isn’t it from playing the trumpet when he was young? (x)
Guess he hit a few too many…
sharp notes.

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The magnificent bastards from RiffTrax have worked their magic on Dr. Who and the Daleks
ATTENTION, WHOVIANS! (For the uninitiated, that is not something Jay-Z yells at the beginning of a song, it
We did have to do quite a bit to make our portables worth a damn, didn’t we?
The fuck do you niggas put on sandwiches if not mustard?
Please God don’t say ketchup or BBQ sauce.
I only put mustard on Hot Dogs. I put chips on my sandwiches.
I support this.
Is so.
The peanut butter and Baked Ruffles sandwich is one of mankind’s greatest inventions.
Dish Wish Scrub Brush - Did you ever wish you could wave a magic wand and all your dirty dishes would disappear? Well, wave this scrub brush on your dishes about 500 times and poof - clean dishes. The grumpier the person washing the dishes, the funnier they’ll look using this.
Buy before midnight tomorrow and get our 20% Tumblr follower discount!
You see, I look at that and I think “I want to shower with that”.









